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Patch, 26 Sep 2007 04:52 pm

=O Okay, I know it's cut off a little at the side and my handwriting sucks, but OMGFTW we finally have a comic up.

Patch, 26 Sep 2007 05:00 pm

In case my handwriting is JUST THAT BAD, here's a transcript.

TJ (the author, FTW): Me an' the boys, back in 'Nam, we was behind enemy lines for three days. We ate the foot of a Commie and it tasted just like corned beef.
Loren (my little brother, who insisted I put this up here): The toenails tasted like shit- they was like potato chips but not.
TJ: The chopper was circlin' around, doin' its thang and we was like, "Down here, we need help!"
L: Chopper came down, we climbed aboard and the pilot, who was shit-wasted was like, "Where you boys been?" And we was like, "It don't matter! There's Charlies in the trees and we gotta get back to base!"
TJ: When we was back at base, the captain was like, ain't no way in hell you guys was behind enemy lines for three days.
L: We pulled out the foot with a buncha teeth marks and threw it on the table and he was like, "I still don't believe it."
TJ: He sent us back out into the jungle and there he was- the footless Commie. He was like, "Bitch you took my foot!"
L: We drew our guns, killed him and took his other foot, left the corpse for the lizards.
TJ: We went back to the captain with the other foot and he was all like, "Damn, boys!"
L: And we was like, "We was serious."
TJ: And Johnny, the whitiest white boy in our squad, said "Crackah please!" so we busted a cap in his ass. That's right, we was gangsta thirty years before gangsta was invented.
L: Bitch.

My little brother would like to make it known that the lines are backwards and he should be saying everything TJ says and vice-versa. I would like to make it known that not only did the original transcript not specify who said what, but it had "Commie" spelled wrong.

Zephy, 28 Sep 2007 07:34 am

Lol, Bitches There's more to come, too. We just met a prostitute that's going to nurse Johnny "Whitiest Whiteboy" Jonson back to health.

User's Comments:

Spider-Girl, 28 Sep 2007 03:35 pm

SNORFFLE!! There are times I can't believe I know you guys.

And times when I can't believe TJ is the male equivalent of me.

This is one of those times.


....


::Snicker!:: XD Shoot, I can't help it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Patch, 28 Sep 2007 04:36 pm

WTF, TJ? While does nobody tell me these things?

...Can I pick her name? Please? Let's call her Stella.

Spider-Girl, 28 Sep 2007 08:30 pm

Wasn't that a children's book? A bat named Stella? o.o OH! Wait! It was Stellaluna or something like that! The story about the fruit bat!

I wonder where that book is...I wanna read it now. T_T ::Goes hunting for the old child's book.::

Ivis in da house (Guest), 29 Sep 2007 09:31 am

poor johnny LOL! XD that was funny. Poor Johnny.

ASMA_corp, 03 Oct 2007 12:05 pm

Hehehe At first this one was a little difficult to understand, Then it became giggly XD

BTW You complete me Zephy <3

hehehe

O|-<

Kyu (Guest), 28 Nov 2007 07:29 pm

Lawl, gangta? But-but-butt-but.. Emuri! What about the 1920's gangsters from Saint Louis?! The ones that rode old Model-T Fords, ran establishments known as Speakeasy's, and said things like "Don't take any wooden nickels" or "rube" or "tiddlywinks"

..unless of course... you mean "GangSTA" ..**looks up**
.... Oh you do! Nevermind then.

These are looking very good, Et-chan.. and they'll look even better if you keep GOING at it. ^___^

Patch, 29 Nov 2007 08:27 pm

Original gangsters Did you, like, just learn about prohibition in history class or something?

...'Cause that's what we were doing three weeks ago. =D The more you know.

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